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Saturday, August 07, 2004

posted by James - 4:58 PM


Red Stripe Man to Corey Patterson: "Corey, Would you say you are an ugly hitter?"

Corey: "uhh..."

Red Stripe Man: "YOU ARE A VERY UGLY HITTER!!!"

Red Stripe Man: "Here have this beer and the leadoff spot."

Red Stripe Man: "Wow! Look at the beautiful hitter! HOORAY BEER!!!"

Corey: "HOORAY BEER!!!"

Red Stripe Man: "Said the beautiful hitter, who just won Greg Maddux his 300th game."

Please accept my apologies, but I couldn't pass this up.

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