Saturday, August 07, 2004
posted by James - 4:58 PM
Red Stripe Man to Corey Patterson: "Corey, Would you say you are an ugly hitter?"
Red Stripe Man: "YOU ARE A VERY UGLY HITTER!!!"
Red Stripe Man: "Here have this beer and the leadoff spot."
Red Stripe Man: "Wow! Look at the beautiful hitter! HOORAY BEER!!!"
Corey: "HOORAY BEER!!!"
Red Stripe Man: "Said the beautiful hitter, who just won Greg Maddux his 300th game."
Please accept my apologies, but I couldn't pass this up.